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Elizabeth Halsey Bad Teacher (Diaz) is a master not only ill-suited to his profession, but the kids general.Guarantees present: Cameron Diaz's character is pushed back to teaching after being dumped by her rich boyfriend.Guarantees assistance: character Cameron Diaz is pushed back to teaching after being abandoned by her rich boyfriend

A drunken dope-smokers who parks his class in front of the DVD, while enjoying a nap recovery, it is egocentric to the point of psychosis, but has a heavy, silver for her to talk about his release from endless problems .

Even the gift of eloquence, however, can not do anything to avoid the humiliation begins his journey to redemption of all kinds.

Abandoned by a boyfriend who scored his affection was completely in his bank account, is forced to return to school, he left to start their life expectancy and leisure.

Elizabeth really does not hate the children of his head: he found them first, in order to do so.

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American Pie: With an amazing old Consequently, it is not exactly a comedy gross female

All that really cares about the first half of the new film geek deputy, Scott (Justin Timberlake), who just happens to be the heir to a fortune, he considers his birthright, and breast enhancement surgery, it is considered essential and snaring him.

With $ 10 000 needed to increase, we are invited to laugh at their desperate attempts to get cash.

A colleague Amy saccharin (British actress Lucy Punch), becomes an enemy while Twee laconic PE teacher Russell (Jason Segel) business greed in the background.

The acting is uniformly button, but the script is uneven.

Behind the starting point for an adult disinterested professional organization proving anything, the sitcom comedy is often more of a movie.

It's funny, but never on a large scale, while sex, drugs and casual cruelty is widespread, the results are surprisingly the first, even with Elizabeth coming to take over some of the children that their minister Machiavellian threaten to collapse.

These are fragile basis on which to build a new comic genre of women behaving badly.

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Pixar has made a series of classic films, and some of them, like "Toy Story 3" and "Monsters, Inc." are also high on the list of the best films in their respective years. The first "Cars," however, was not up, and now has a sequel."Cars", even though it's a lot of money at the box office and merchandising, did not fit the mold of other Pixar films. Anthropomorphic cars with big eyes looking back realistic your windshield is never enough. Unlike the brightness of the qualities, intelligence and good "Ratatouille" or "Wall-E", "Cars" could not connect emotionally, and the humor fell flat.

"Cars 2" is not better than the original, and might even be slightly worse. Belongs to the world of Grand Prix racing car, and is one of 007 espionage thriller, an action movie part, and one of the lame comedy.

The focus this time is wrong dimwitted tow truck, Mater, and the plot revolves around how he was taken to a secret agent, and how he accidentally gets caught in a conspiracy of international espionage.

Voiced by comedian Larry the Cable Guy jokes are low forehead Mater, obvious and not particularly funny.

Owen Wilson, which expresses the lighting McQueen race car, is relegated to a secondary character in the sequel.

The film is simplistic moral and plot devices to get there is quite predictable and unoriginal.

On the positive side, the CGI animation is very similar, such as coatings in Paris, London and Tokyo, the Italian Riviera are just beautiful to see. More Michael Caine adds a certain class as a new voice, a car that is a spy master.

"Cars 2" was directed by John Lasseter, Pixar has created and was responsible for his many masterpieces. Why is this man with a history of great judgments are loved these cars is beyond comprehension.

"Cars 2" and "Cars" is another rare misfire from Pixar. Young children are, but that's all.

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I would like to drive theory. People are wondering why the X-Men: First Class is not only a right at the box office this weekend, compared to something like Thor, he did damn good. The question is: why is an unknown quantity as the Thor be the most successful movie franchise well-known and tested, such as X-Men. The simple answer is, of course, that the last two films of the X-Men have been fucking awful (which is X-3 and the Wolverine, of course), which is likely to be hurt a lot of people. However, it ignores the fact that both these films, while completely fucking terrible, yet a shit ton of money anyway. Movies do not need to be good to be popular and make lots of money, Transformers 2 was sufficient testimony to this. And X-Men: First Class is pretty good (I swear I get to another).

This is what I think the problem is, all X-Men movies are always on Magneto. People can not get enough of Spider-Man because he fights a new villain crazy every time. Meanwhile, Magneto is the bad guy did the same shit in X-Men 1, 2 and 3, more or less. And now, first class is like, "You saw three films of Professor X and Magneto struggle against ... this is a film about the time they began to fight!" I do not think the mass audience that is intrigued, especially when you see something new, like Thor or Green Lantern here in a few weeks.

Which is a shame, because, again, X-Men: First Class is really good. I think it draws in the first half in many places, but all the editing of basic training through the final battle of the swell. James MacAvoy dickish nice but charismatic and arrogant as a young professor extra X, Michael Fassbender is a shit-ton of fassbending the younger, more torture, not quite evil Magneto (in fact, I saw a ton of tweets over the weekend by saying that Michael Fassbender should be the next James Bond when I saw the film in which Fassbender is essentially a magnetic field of James Bond for the first quarter). Kevin Bacon is a fucking joy as Sebastian Shaw. Jennifer Lawrence is very good as a strange mystical power, and Nicholas Hoult is good that the Beast, although none of them is the deepest character. In fact, no children or other bad guys are, but it's not like a big problem. It should be noted however, that January Jones is a fucking terrible actor.

It is not entirely level Channing Tatum - who is? - But his total refusal to act or show even an absolute indication of a human (or mutant), the feelings are quite amazing.

But all in all, I liked the Thor better than first class. This could be because I'm more Avengers guy anyway, but I think you should do by Professor X / Magneto fatigue, really. It 's a shame, because MacAvoy and Fassbender is a good chemistry together, and the scenes in which the mutants recruit fun (and not one share of draggy film, I'd be happy just watching them smarmily meeting of mutants throughout the day). set of 60 centuries - which is distinct but not distracting - makes a nice twist from the movie-X, too, that helps too. But in the end, though, just wanted to film and that's it.

Well, the last two things: 1) I think if one ignores the existence of X-3 and the Wolverine movie is really first class work with the continuity of the first two X-Men movies .. . I think. Of course, all good people should ignore the existence of X-3 and Wolverine anyway. 2) There are two appearances in the movie that are really, really want to see before it spoiled for you. If you have any interest, is more sooner than later.

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Another great and exciting film will launch on May 26, 2011. A film that stocks in the minds of children, since the first movie was released last June 6, 2008. Each of us wants to see Kung Fu Panda 2 Online. Kung Fu Panda 2 is the second film in the series of computer-animated action comedy American studio DreamWorks Animation and distributor Paramount Pictures. The second series was titled "Kaboom of Doom", which will be the role of the main actors Jack Black Po said I know some of you can not wait to see this movie, and if the eyes are flushed out, do not mind, all you need is a laptop or a laptop computer and an Internet connection, you can see Kung Fu Panda 2 Online. effort and fewer complications, but still can relax by watching with your family, you can laugh more fun union and Panda, but cool, Po

Kung Fu Panda 2 On Kaboom of Doom is a sequel to the 2008 film. This is an animated film, but this time is more about 3D animation with the help of CGI or computer generated images. After panda named Po defeat the evil snow leopard Tai Lung, who escaped from prison Chorh-Gom. In this second film, Po is electrifying and eager to conquer evil only to protect his beloved from the Valley of Peace. Po the Panda is so that nobody could imagine that he is good at kung-fu for his fat belly and a funny look (the way it works).

Watch Kung Fu Panda 2 free online for you to be able to testify and at the same time relax and laugh if Po how to overcome evil and powerful emperor Albino Peacock to destroy the existence of Kung Fu and the harmonic Valley peace.

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I guess now you know all my thoughts on the millipede of man (or click here for my review). For all the hype for the film's most shocking and disturbing that I never thought I only managed to do was disappoint. But the film quite reached a level of success, enough in fact to the director Tom Six to make a sequel: The Millipedes Rights 2: the whole sequence. Six applications have been so bold as the second part would be the first film to look like My Little Pony. " Six films have promised a more disturbing and shocking with a more human centipede. Well consider the first film was pretty boring, I think it would be pretty easy at first.

With recent events prove that Great Britain is followed by the Six Nations claims. The millipedes of man 2 was officially rejected by the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC). What does this mean? Well, it means that the centipedes of man 2 is forbidden to be published in the United Kingdom. It is true that they have officially "Banned in the UK" on the DVD cover! This info comes from Empire Online and so far the course of human Centipede 2 was kept in secret. But the quotes below from Empire Online article contains many spoilers. So if you do not know all the details on the action so just stop reading now ... seriously. You have been warned! From Empire Online article:

The first film deals with a mad doctor who sews together three abductees to produce the centipede "rights" in the title. Although the concept of the film is undoubtedly tasteless and disgusting that it was a movie horror relatively traditional and conventional, and the jury found he did not conflict with our guidelines to '18 '.

This new work, the Human II Centipede (Full Sequence), tells of a man who should be sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the first film, and thinks that the idea of ​​"centipede" in practice. Unlike the first film, will present graphic images of sexual violence, mutilation and forced to defecate, and the public is invited to witness the events from the perspective of the protagonist. Saw the first film concept of "millipede" presented horrific medical experiments, which focuses on the fact that the victims can not escape, this sequel to the definition of "centipede" in depraved sexual fantasy of the protagonist.

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The main objective of the Rights II Centipede (complete sequence) is the central character's sexual arousal in both the idea and vision of utter degradation, humiliation, mutilation, torture and murder their victims naked. An example is one of the first scenes of the film in which she masturbates while watching a DVD of the film Centipede original man with sandpaper wrapped around his penis, and a later sequence in the film that rises to the view members of the "centipede" are forced to defecate in the mouth of another person, culminating in the sight of man wrapped barbed wire around his penis and rape of women behind the "Centipede." There are few attempts to present one of the victims in the film as more than objects to be abused, degraded, and mutilated for fun and excitement of the central character, and the pleasure of hearing.

There is an emphasis throughout on the relationship between sexual arousal and sexual violence and a clear relationship between pain, perversity and sexual pleasure. The Commission finds that the explicit presentation of the main character is obsessive violent sexual fantasies are in violation of his rank and are a real, as opposed to fantasy, the risk that the wound probably because of the potential viewers.

David Cooke, director of the BBFC said: "We think having the government give a certificate of this work, if only for adults is inconsistent with the guidelines of the government, the damage potential in terms of ERA, and would be unacceptable for the public.

"The government will endeavor to prevent any classified material, which may conflict with the Obscene Publications Acts 1959 and 1964 (OPA) or other legislation. Bid to ban the books that have a tendency to pervert or corrupt an important part of their are likely to see them. To avoid the classification of potentially obscene material, the government carries out regular discussions with the appropriate law enforcement agencies, such as the CPS, the police and the Ministry of Justice. E 'Government's view, there a real danger that this video work, Human II Centipede (full sequence) could be considered obscene within the terms of the OPA that the reasons mentioned above.

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Cars 2 (2011) - Director John Lasseter has entered the driver's seat for a sequal to the beloved Golden Globe-winning 2006 movie "Cars." As the producer of "Ratatouille," Brad Lewis, who takes the passenger seat as co-director, with Dennis Ream - associate producer of "Up" and visual effects executive producer on Star Wars Episode 3 - to assume the role of producer.

After Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson) have found a best friend in tow faithful Mater (Larry the Cable Guy), who now embark on an adventure that takes them around the world.

When Lightning McQueen has a chance for a lifetime of race in the first ever World Grand Prix, he asks his best friend Mater make him a member of the team in the pits. But, Mater is the start of this adventure own world when he receives the error as an American spy.

Lightning McQueen makes his chances in the race for 3-part exhibition that will take him to Japan, Italy and England, with its new custom paint job and even real working lights. What Mater try to be there for her best friend in the biggest race of his life, he has to race against the evil British spies and international hunting the most explosive of this small town has ever seen tow , via Tokyo and Europe.

McQueen and Mater meet certain color mark on their international adventure, including British master spy McMissile Finn (Michael Caine), Francesco Bernoulli main rival McQueen (John Turturro), a car micro dancer Okuni Kabuki, Sumo wrestlers and pinion Tanaka Kingpin Nobunaga, plus a whole lot more.

Cars 2 will be the greatest adventure of four wheels in 2011, both young and old are sure to enjoy. Cars 2 hits the road June 23 in Australia, 24 in the U.S. and July 22, 2011, the United Kingdom in June and can be seen in Disney Digital 3D in theaters normal.

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Update: The votes have been further confirmed as Michael Caine as a seasoned spy McMissile Finn, Emily Mortimer as a spy in training well Shift Holley, Jason Isaacs as jet spy Siddeley, Joe Mantegna Grem, Peter Jacobson as Acer, and Thomas Kretschmann as Professor Z.

As soon as a new poster was presented this morning, as we have heard rumors about a great new trailer for Cars 2, and indeed screamed metaphorical, we stopped in the courtyard afterwards.

Directed by John Lasseter Brad Lewis, remains the world's trotting adventures of Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson) and his companion Tow Mater (Larry the Cable Guy). But the big news is that Michael Caine as British super-spy in the public McMissile Finn, who was then a touch of Harry Palmer from him, and not just a clone of James Bond, as some had suggested.

Cars 2 Movie Michael Caine Keeps An Eye On Katy Perry

Cars 2 Movie - This news will surely Pink Katy Perry in the face. The singer would not have expected a confession of his involvement and the legendary actor Michael Caine.Michael, was revealed recently, is a fan of the singer as he can not stop humming the song "fireworks." The man allegedly held his love for Katy under the covers, but Vanessa Hudgens played spoil-party.Vanessa and Michael were filming Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, which for some time. And when roaming, set, Vanessa felt a veteran of singing the same song again and again!

This confirms the passion of Michael and Katy, and Vanessa soon bring out the secret to light. Vanessa joked that Michael used the melody to keep the spirits of the crew up!

Well, whatever the reason, there is no doubt that Katy has left an impact on the actor!

Going to work for Michael to come, it seems to have stumbled into some new horizons. He lent his voice to one of the machines of Cars 2, a highly anticipated film released in theaters June 24

Now we all know that this actor can not on screen, and it would be interesting to see how the chips fall when he goes for his second voice.

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Cars 2 Movie - Owen Wilson knows a thing or two about the others in the news! His "law of Midnight" appears to be dominated by the spirit of gossip-addicted.

Hey ... pull the brakes on your dirty mind!

I'm talking about his act, "Midnight in Paris!"

Turning point in the Cannes film festival and, as expected, the film swept the audience their feet. The film is the brain child Maverick, Woody Allen, and must collect all the hype after the screening.

Wilson plays Gil, who went to Paris with the family of his future wife.

Now, I do not need to praise the film, because if the names Owen Wilson and Woody Allen is associated with the project, it should be surprising.

the future performance of Owen Wilson does not stop there, as soon as the self-fu movie starring the actor as a voice hit the theaters.

I mean the second installment of the blockbuster 2006, the cars. This film, like Cars 2 will be released July 22. Owen Wilson will again vote Lightning McQueen, who will travel for an international adventure this time.